Is it normal to miss your booty call?
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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