I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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