when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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