I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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