I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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