Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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