I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
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I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
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Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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