I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
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Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
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you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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