Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
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I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
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Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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