Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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