I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I fill condoms, not promises.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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