please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
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i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
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You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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