I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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