you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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