This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
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He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
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Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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