Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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