So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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