i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
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She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
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I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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