How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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