So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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