? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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