so explain again why im purple
no
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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