I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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