Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
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she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
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Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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