I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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