if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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