I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
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I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
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I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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