yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
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I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
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I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?