I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!