your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
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