State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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