Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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