gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
