we're chasing vodka with high fives
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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