that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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