You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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