dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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