I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
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