whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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