so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
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I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
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Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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