come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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