Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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