Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
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I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
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he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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