Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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