It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
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Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
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You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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