Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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