What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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