he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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