Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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