This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
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wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
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He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
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