I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
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You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
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the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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