do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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