Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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