We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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